He said to me . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
I said to him... You wear pants don't you?
He said to me ... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
I said ... That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!
He said to me.... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him...Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said to me. .. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him... We don't know; it has never happened.
I said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
He said. . . A widow.
He said to me . .. .. Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him . .. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge!
Friday, February 20, 2009
He Said, I Said...
Posted by AMH615 at 4:42 PM
Labels: husband joke, man joke, marriage joke, wife joke, women joke
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3 comments:
Very funny joke about the fridge and seeing what's in bed.
HA HAAAAAAA !!!!! ... funny :-)
I cannot comment at your other blog with the inline new comment form as the word Verification will not load. Blogger glitching (arggg)
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Very funny it is and i've enjoyed.
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